The Real Alternative?: Monster Raving Loony Party

Amongst all the boring news from today I came across this gem. Its the manifesto for the Monster Raving Loony Party and its got some brilliant ideas. Its basically just some people who got together, probably pissed, and decided to make a political party. Here's a selection of some of the finer manifesto ideas they have for the 2010 election:

Cool on the outside

To combat global warming and climate change all buildings should be fitted with air conditioning units on the outside.

Needles

Due to the increasing number of children afraid of needles, I propose the destruction of the tedious, scary and often painful process of school vaccinations.

Instead, I propose that highly trained nurses should be given free reign on the playground with specially modified tranquillizer rifles which apply vaccinations as well as a tranquillizer.

Political Colours

All politicians should paint them self's permantly head to toe in the colour of the party they represent - e.g. all Labour candidates in Red , all Conservatives in Blue ,etc,

Obesity in Kids

If you want your kids to be less fat...feed them less

Jumping the Que

We propose dedicated pogo stick lanes on routes to centres of work.

Working Time Regulations

Dr. Who shall be made to work doctors hours, we shall not be biased towards Time Lords.

Money

We would introduce 99p coins, to save on annoying change.

Now wouldn't we live in a better country if these things became law?